{"id":857,"date":"2008-05-09T15:44:50","date_gmt":"2008-05-09T23:44:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=857"},"modified":"2008-05-09T15:44:50","modified_gmt":"2008-05-09T23:44:50","slug":"all-praise-my-dress","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/all-praise-my-dress\/","title":{"rendered":"All Praise My Dress"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/dressmoose2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-858\" title=\"yeojin dress w moose\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/dressmoose2-204x300.jpg?resize=204%2C300\" alt=\"\" width=\"204\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/dressmoose2.jpg?resize=204%2C300&amp;ssl=1 204w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/dressmoose2.jpg?w=654&amp;ssl=1 654w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 204px) 100vw, 204px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I wanted this dress by Yeojin Bae for months, and miraculously it went on sale at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.matchesfashion.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Matches<\/a>. It&#8217;s the most perfect dress I&#8217;ve ever owned. The workmanship is exquisite! It makes me look fat but you can&#8217;t have everything.<\/p>\n<p>Here, below, is how it&#8217;s supposed to look. I may not be 19 but I do own a big fake deer head!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/yeolin-bae-dress.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-859\" title=\"yeojin-bae-dress\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/yeolin-bae-dress-120x300.jpg?resize=120%2C300\" alt=\"\" width=\"120\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/yeolin-bae-dress.jpg?resize=120%2C300&amp;ssl=1 120w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/yeolin-bae-dress.jpg?w=281&amp;ssl=1 281w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 120px) 100vw, 120px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>In any case, this is your big chance to compliment my dress. Enough&nbsp;\u00a0 compliments and I may consider modeling my new Ann Demeulemeestereester jacket from Yoox.&nbsp;\u00a0 It just arrived and it&#8217;s a winner.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I wanted this dress by Yeojin Bae for months, and miraculously it went on sale at Matches. It&#8217;s the most perfect dress I&#8217;ve ever owned. The workmanship is exquisite! It makes me look fat but you can&#8217;t have everything. Here, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/all-praise-my-dress\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[2],"tags":[178,177,176],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-dP","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/857"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=857"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/857\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=857"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=857"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=857"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}