{"id":861,"date":"2008-05-12T18:53:29","date_gmt":"2008-05-13T02:53:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=861"},"modified":"2008-05-12T18:53:29","modified_gmt":"2008-05-13T02:53:29","slug":"ive-had-it-with-tilda-swinton","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/ive-had-it-with-tilda-swinton\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;ve Had it With Tilda Swinton"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/horrible-horrible.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-862\" title=\"horrible-horrible\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/horrible-horrible-200x300.jpg?resize=200%2C300\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/horrible-horrible.jpg?resize=200%2C300&amp;ssl=1 200w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/horrible-horrible.jpg?w=320&amp;ssl=1 320w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 200px) 100vw, 200px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Seeing this photo of her at the Met gala, I finally reached the tipping point with Tilda Swinton. Enough with the androgyny and ugliness! You&#8217;ve made your point, whatever it is!&nbsp;\u00a0 Now it&#8217;s time to put on some make-up, grow out your hair and dress normally!<\/p>\n<p>I know how important Tilda is to so many factions. If you&#8217;re gay, hip or arty in any way, you totally adore her. I know, I know. You think she&#8217;s the epitome of beauty, you LOVE her daring style! You love all her movies. You love the air she breathes.<\/p>\n<p>But you need to get over it. If her Oscar look wasn&#8217;t horrible enough, get a load of this awful matronly dress she wore to the Met. I don&#8217;t care who designed it, it&#8217;s still awful. Her choice of Justin Long as an accessory is really repugnant, UNLESS they are best friends in real life and she doesn&#8217;t have a &#8216;partner.&#8217; It seems to me that she&#8217;s just pandering to the GLBT vote.<\/p>\n<p>Everybody can stop pretending that Ugly is Beautiful, and that Less is More. It&#8217;s only More if there&#8217;s Less of Tilda Swinton.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Seeing this photo of her at the Met gala, I finally reached the tipping point with Tilda Swinton. Enough with the androgyny and ugliness! You&#8217;ve made your point, whatever it is!&nbsp;\u00a0 Now it&#8217;s time to put on some make-up, grow &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/ive-had-it-with-tilda-swinton\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[4,7],"tags":[184,183],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-dT","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/861"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=861"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/861\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=861"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=861"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=861"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}