{"id":8621,"date":"2012-03-12T19:23:11","date_gmt":"2012-03-13T03:23:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=8621"},"modified":"2012-03-12T19:23:11","modified_gmt":"2012-03-13T03:23:11","slug":"this-is-just-wrong","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/this-is-just-wrong\/","title":{"rendered":"This is Just Wrong"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/oh-god.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-8620\" title=\"oh god\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/oh-god.jpg?resize=376%2C564\" alt=\"\" width=\"376\" height=\"564\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/oh-god.jpg?w=376&amp;ssl=1 376w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/oh-god.jpg?resize=200%2C300&amp;ssl=1 200w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 376px) 100vw, 376px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t know why, but it is. No matter how many other times it&#8217;s been done.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t know why, but it is. No matter how many other times it&#8217;s been done.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[4],"tags":[1025,1026],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-2f3","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8621"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8621"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8621\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8621"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8621"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8621"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}