{"id":8641,"date":"2012-03-18T04:03:14","date_gmt":"2012-03-18T12:03:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=8641"},"modified":"2012-03-18T04:03:14","modified_gmt":"2012-03-18T12:03:14","slug":"billy-goat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/billy-goat\/","title":{"rendered":"Billy Goat"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/Billy-Goat.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-8642\" title=\"Billy Goat\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/Billy-Goat.jpg?resize=510%2C437\" alt=\"\" width=\"510\" height=\"437\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/Billy-Goat.jpg?w=510&amp;ssl=1 510w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/Billy-Goat.jpg?resize=300%2C257&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 510px) 100vw, 510px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8220;Don&#8217;t deny it, you&#8217;re kinda obsessed with this right?? I mean it&#8217;s pretty amazing. Real goat hair upper on a gorgeous wood heel takes serious fashion cred to pull off.&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Well, they&#8217;ve got our number at<a href=\"http:\/\/www.solestruck.com\/lasskaa-billy-goat-black\/index.html\" target=\"_blank\"> <\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.solestruck.com\/lasskaa-billy-goat-black\/index.html\" target=\"_blank\">Solestruck<\/a>; are they psychic or what? There&#8217;s no use denying that we want to pay $229 to look like a crippled goat. &nbsp;\u00a0But do we have the cred?<\/p>\n<p>Isn&#8217;t there an ogre that hides under the bridge in order to grab the Billy goat? Is the <em>shoe<\/em> actually an Ogre?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Don&#8217;t deny it, you&#8217;re kinda obsessed with this right?? I mean it&#8217;s pretty amazing. Real goat hair upper on a gorgeous wood heel takes serious fashion cred to pull off.&#8221; Well, they&#8217;ve got our number at Solestruck; are they psychic &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/billy-goat\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[2],"tags":[544,644,118],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-2fn","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8641"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8641"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8641\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8641"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8641"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8641"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}