{"id":8654,"date":"2012-03-23T01:54:28","date_gmt":"2012-03-23T09:54:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=8654"},"modified":"2012-03-23T01:54:28","modified_gmt":"2012-03-23T09:54:28","slug":"spring-houseboys","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/spring-houseboys\/","title":{"rendered":"Spring Houseboys"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Here are the new houseboys for spring. Even if you’ve already done your spring cleaning, there is always more work to be done.<\/p>\n

I like a \u00a0houseboy \u00a0who is sensitive but slightly feral. \u00a0Strong enough to move furniture but delicate in his facial features.<\/p>\n

A good houseboy is comfortable enough in his masculinity to wear a veil or sarong or even high heels if necessary. It doesn’t hurt if he looks like Jimi Hendrix.<\/p>\n

I don’t know all of their names, because names are just a distraction.<\/p>\n

Do you see anything you like?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Here are the new houseboys for spring. Even if you’ve already done your spring cleaning, there is always more work to be done. I like a \u00a0houseboy \u00a0who is sensitive but slightly feral. \u00a0Strong enough to move furniture but delicate in his … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[815],"tags":[184,596,1109],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-2fA","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8654"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8654"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8654\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8654"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8654"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8654"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}