{"id":8690,"date":"2012-04-16T02:38:10","date_gmt":"2012-04-16T10:38:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=8690"},"modified":"2012-04-16T02:38:10","modified_gmt":"2012-04-16T10:38:10","slug":"enough-with-the-orange","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/enough-with-the-orange\/","title":{"rendered":"Enough With the Orange"},"content":{"rendered":"

I didn’t need Pantone to tell me their choice for Color of the Year. There has been nothing but orange around for months. You can call it Tangerine Tango<\/strong> or whatever you want, but it’s still orange and we don’t need so much of it.<\/p>\n

Try looking for a red t-shirt, for example. A few weeks ago, I went to every store in a big mall, trying to find one. All the sales people led me to something orange, explaining that this was “the new color.” \u00a0Each time, I insisted on red, declaring in a bossy voice that “Red is a neutral.” I vowed to boycott orange, \u00a0although \u00a0I nearly caved to an overpriced t-shirt by \u00a0James \u00a0Perse<\/strong> that was a deep orange I will call “persimmon.”<\/p>\n

I also looked at some jeans called “lipstick” even though they were orange. \u00a0Today, my husband took me to a huge Nordstrom<\/strong> which stimulates my endorphins no matter how depressed I am. We recently saw Jermaine Jackson<\/strong> there in the cosmetics department, clearly high on his own endorphins.<\/p>\n

Everything was orange! It was an assault. It’s like a military take-over by orange. Even the nice sales assistant, Amanda, agreed that there was an orange “domination” underway. \u00a0I tried on some dark blue jeans but to my horror they were not skinny jeans but “skinny legging jeans.” It’s a slippery slope to “jeggings,” I believe.<\/p>\n

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Here is a dress I bought last year, thinking it was “coral” when in fact it is a salmon<\/a> pink (and not this hot pink in real life.) As you can see, I am right on trend with lace. You could even say that I started the trend, all by myself. I am thankful that it isn’t actually coral, which is a shade of orange, just like mango, paprika, papaya, or god forbid, Tangerine Tango.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"