{"id":8697,"date":"2012-04-20T00:47:36","date_gmt":"2012-04-20T08:47:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=8697"},"modified":"2012-08-15T01:57:44","modified_gmt":"2012-08-15T09:57:44","slug":"mitt-romney-what-a-fucking-cunt%e2%84%a2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/mitt-romney-what-a-fucking-cunt%e2%84%a2\/","title":{"rendered":"Mitt Romney: What a Fucking Cunt\u2122!"},"content":{"rendered":"

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On a campaign stop in Pittsburgh, Mitt Romney<\/strong> sat down at a picnic table with some locals who offered him a plate of cookies. His reaction was to ridicule the cookies, observing prissily that they looked like they came from a 7-11 store.<\/p>\n

Can’t this cunt act normal for one goddamned minute?!?<\/p>\n

Eat the cookies, motherfucker!<\/p>\n

More video and analysis \u00a0here<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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