{"id":8722,"date":"2012-05-01T02:31:15","date_gmt":"2012-05-01T10:31:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=8722"},"modified":"2012-05-01T02:31:15","modified_gmt":"2012-05-01T10:31:15","slug":"douche-or-dreamboat-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/douche-or-dreamboat-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Douche or Dreamboat?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/Francois-Verkerk.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-8723\" title=\"Francois Verkerk\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/Francois-Verkerk.jpg?resize=435%2C650\" alt=\"\" width=\"435\" height=\"650\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/Francois-Verkerk.jpg?w=435&amp;ssl=1 435w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/Francois-Verkerk.jpg?resize=200%2C300&amp;ssl=1 200w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 435px) 100vw, 435px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I can&#8217;t tell you how many times I have seen this picture and thought, &#8220;Who the fuck is this guy and why is he everywhere?&#8221; I have just now inadvertently&nbsp;\u00a0discovered his identity: <strong>Francois Verkerk<\/strong>, a model.<\/p>\n<p>I was pretty sure that he was a vintage guy but now I know he&#8217;s contemporary, I don&#8217;t know what to think. I think I hate him. What an ass.<\/p>\n<p>On the other hand&#8230;. I do like a <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Dandy\" target=\"_blank\">dandy<\/a> when he has the goods to pull it off. But no, no. I want to kill him.<\/p>\n<p>What&#8217;s your take?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I can&#8217;t tell you how many times I have seen this picture and thought, &#8220;Who the fuck is this guy and why is he everywhere?&#8221; I have just now inadvertently&nbsp;\u00a0discovered his identity: Francois Verkerk, a model. I was pretty sure &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/douche-or-dreamboat-2\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[2,968],"tags":[488,56,81],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-2gG","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8722"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8722"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8722\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8722"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8722"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8722"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}