{"id":8801,"date":"2012-06-08T00:27:25","date_gmt":"2012-06-08T08:27:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=8801"},"modified":"2012-08-16T00:19:40","modified_gmt":"2012-08-16T08:19:40","slug":"betrayed-by-shopbop","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/betrayed-by-shopbop\/","title":{"rendered":"Betrayed by Shopbop"},"content":{"rendered":"

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One of my few pleasures in life has been cruelly eradicated by the fuckers at Shopbop<\/a>. They have completely changed their format, replacing our favorite models with a bunch of Nobodies and removing the boxes that separated the images.<\/p>\n

Where is Starving Girl<\/strong> and Sad Redhead Girl<\/strong>?!? There are a few token picture of Goony Bird<\/strong>, but they have airbrushed her distinctive tummy deformity and you can see that her heart just isn’t in it.<\/p>\n

This is a real slap in the face after all my devotion. \u00a0Aside from the matter of my personal distress, I think this is a terrible business decision. They have broken the unique bond between viewer and model that made shopbop such a joy. \u00a0There is no one to connect with now, no subtext, and god knows the merchandise is awful on its own.<\/p>\n

Fuckers! Idiots! I was so mad that I started a petition on change.org<\/a> but decided that perhaps it’s not a human rights issue after all. It’s more of a consumer betrayal, I guess.<\/p>\n

Can anyone suggest a shopping website offering a perverse joy on the level of the sadly departed original Shopbop?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

One of my few pleasures in life has been cruelly eradicated by the fuckers at Shopbop. They have completely changed their format, replacing our favorite models with a bunch of Nobodies and removing the boxes that separated the images. Where … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[2,7],"tags":[698,727,80],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-2hX","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8801"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8801"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8801\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8801"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8801"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8801"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}