{"id":881,"date":"2008-05-25T00:19:41","date_gmt":"2008-05-25T08:19:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=881"},"modified":"2008-05-25T00:19:41","modified_gmt":"2008-05-25T08:19:41","slug":"its-finally-here","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/its-finally-here\/","title":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s Finally Here!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/cunty_tote.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-882\" title=\"cunty_tote\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/cunty_tote-201x300.jpg?resize=201%2C300\" alt=\"\" width=\"201\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/cunty_tote.jpg?resize=201%2C300&amp;ssl=1 201w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/cunty_tote.jpg?w=467&amp;ssl=1 467w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 201px) 100vw, 201px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>The Cunty Tote, just what we&#8217;ve been waiting for, now available from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.patriciafield.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Patricia Field<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>What an unusual, ahem, online site it is!&nbsp;\u00a0 I can&#8217;t tell if it&#8217;s trying to make me sick or what. However, I actually want these sequin shorts, just because Chanel made some, remember? Thank god they&#8217;re out of stock.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/sequinshorts.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-883\" title=\"sequinshorts\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/sequinshorts-300x251.jpg?resize=300%2C251\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"251\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/sequinshorts.jpg?resize=300%2C251&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/sequinshorts.jpg?w=602&amp;ssl=1 602w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Cunty Tote, just what we&#8217;ve been waiting for, now available from Patricia Field. What an unusual, ahem, online site it is!&nbsp;\u00a0 I can&#8217;t tell if it&#8217;s trying to make me sick or what. However, I actually want these sequin &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/its-finally-here\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[2],"tags":[39,205,206],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-ed","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/881"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=881"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/881\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=881"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=881"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=881"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}