{"id":8834,"date":"2012-06-14T23:27:08","date_gmt":"2012-06-15T07:27:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=8834"},"modified":"2012-06-15T20:25:34","modified_gmt":"2012-06-16T04:25:34","slug":"madonna-im-begging","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/madonna-im-begging\/","title":{"rendered":"Madonna, I’m Begging"},"content":{"rendered":"

I can’t take much more of Madge’s provocations. Obviously the UN is helpless, just like with Syria.<\/p>\n

Who would think that she’d still be so insistent about bothering us! Has the competition from Lady Gaga driven her out of her mind? Has she forgotten that she’s already showed us everything in that book “Sex?” Does she have any sympathy for her children? Does she even remember that little baby she bought in Malawi?<\/p>\n

I need her to go away. I’ve needed this for so many years. There is no escape from her. I thought I had transferred my hatred to Ms. Gaga but no, now she will have to flash her 53 year old nipple if she wants my attention.<\/p>\n

It seems like people are going out of their way just to make me mad! That fucking Gwyneth has been working overtime on twitter to get me going. I refuse to give her the satisfaction of responding.<\/p>\n

Gwyneth, go ahead and call people Niggas! Keep working on Goop! Make as many country records as you want. I am focusing my wrath on Madge only, and hoping I can manifest a little “accident” for her if I concentrate hard enough.<\/p>\n

All other irritants pale next to Madonna but here are some you can add to if you like.<\/p>\n

Pierce<\/span> Piers Morgan
\nLana Del Rey
\nKristen Stewart
\npictures of cats, pizza, and hippies cavorting in the woods
\nSnow White movies
\npeople who say “Rye rye rye” in agreement, instead of just saying “right,”
\ndiminutive names for Justin Bieber
\nostentatious neck tattoos
\nband names like “Foster the People.”
\nMitt and Anne Romney<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"