{"id":886,"date":"2008-05-27T18:57:27","date_gmt":"2008-05-28T02:57:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=886"},"modified":"2008-05-28T18:02:02","modified_gmt":"2008-05-29T02:02:02","slug":"whats-with-the-scarves","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/whats-with-the-scarves\/","title":{"rendered":"What’s With the Scarves?"},"content":{"rendered":"

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I can’t understand the proliferation of these ugly long scarves. What’s the deal? If it’s freezing outside, fine, but with a t-shirt in Los Angeles? The scarf thing is now tantamount to the hat thing.<\/p>\n

If you’re not Lindsay Lohan or a tracheotomy patient, you don’t need one of these awful scarves.<\/p>\n

If you’ve had a tracheotomy, or plan to give Lindsay one, try this<\/a> instead.<\/p>\n

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UPDATE \u00a0 (5-28-08): Ooh, now I see there’s some shit going on over here<\/a> about Rachel Ray wearing this kind of awful scarf and being compared to a terrorist. \u00a0 As always, Sister Wolf has her finger on the pulse of the zeitgeist.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I can’t understand the proliferation of these ugly long scarves. What’s the deal? If it’s freezing outside, fine, but with a t-shirt in Los Angeles? The scarf thing is now tantamount to the hat thing. If you’re not Lindsay Lohan … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[2,5],"tags":[175,212,213],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-ei","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/886"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=886"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/886\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=886"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=886"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=886"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}