{"id":889,"date":"2008-05-28T20:02:20","date_gmt":"2008-05-29T04:02:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=889"},"modified":"2008-05-28T20:21:02","modified_gmt":"2008-05-29T04:21:02","slug":"i-am-the-meanest-person-alive","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/i-am-the-meanest-person-alive\/","title":{"rendered":"I am the Meanest Person Alive"},"content":{"rendered":"

A close friend was asked her opinion of a profile for a “dating site” by a guy she barely knows. She showed it to me and we laughed our heads off. We are just a couple of cunts<\/a>. It can’t be helped. She told the guy that his profile was great and that “the hotties will flock to him.”<\/p>\n

I work hard during the week in London, i enjoy visiting bars and clubs likemahiki, nobo, pigall, jazz clubs, salsa bars, fantastic restaurants,cocktailbars. I go to the gym two to three times a week. Love the beach,bit of a sun bum.<\/p>\n

Flewn around the Statue of Liberty and over New York in a helicopter – MetAnt & Dec and various pop stars like Ashanti at the CD UK studios – Sat next to Jools Holland as he played at a concert – Met Frank Lampard and John Terry at the Chelsea training ground – Worked for ond of the British Touring Car teams -Had my own business at 21 – sailed in wild seas on a catameran of the coast of Cuba – parascended off the coast of Tunisia – Flewn in the****pit of a big passenger plane when it came into land at Gran Canaria –<\/p>\n

Watched Spain versus England with Howard from Take That in a bar in Spain -Eaten sugar straight from a sugar beat plantation – driven one of the fastest passenger power boats – as i was goind along on my jet ski off the coast of Florida dolphins strted to spring out the wter nd followed me – put on concerts.<\/p>\n

favourite book – alchamist. favourite film – jerry mcquire “show me the money”<\/p>\n

I like to make the most of life and quite like the finer things in life but i also like stuff like sitting in a field, having a picnic and picking out shapes in the clouds – i love the beach – really like trying different restaurants – enjoy curling up on the sofa and watching a good film – i love cuddles – im an affectionate guy- kind hearted – love a bit of romance.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"