{"id":8900,"date":"2012-07-15T14:30:43","date_gmt":"2012-07-15T22:30:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=8900"},"modified":"2012-08-10T12:16:23","modified_gmt":"2012-08-10T20:16:23","slug":"first-we-kill-all-the","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/first-we-kill-all-the\/","title":{"rendered":"First We Kill All The"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/maximilian-firing-squad.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-8901\" title=\"maximilian-firing-squad\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/maximilian-firing-squad.jpg?resize=400%2C255\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"255\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/maximilian-firing-squad.jpg?w=400&amp;ssl=1 400w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/maximilian-firing-squad.jpg?resize=300%2C191&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>One day last week, I had the clever idea of paraphrasing Shakespeare with a post called &#8220;First we kill \u00a0all the something,&#8221; \u00a0But now I&#8217;ve forgotten what the Something was.<\/p>\n<p>You&#8217;d think if I really hated it, I would remember it but you wouldn&#8217;t be factoring in my severe memory problems. I&#8217;m hoping someone can remind me what the Something is, and presumably it is a group.<\/p>\n<p>Going through my brain&#8217;s rolodex of hated things, I have already ruled out:<\/p>\n<p>Republicans<br \/>\nChristian fundamentalists<br \/>\nFashion bloggers<br \/>\nThe members of Cream<br \/>\nThe members of Steely Dan<br \/>\nPeople who say &#8220;Everything happens for a reason&#8221;<br \/>\nChild molesters<br \/>\nRacists<br \/>\nTV chefs<\/p>\n<p>Godammit, what am I leaving out? This is really bothering me! Please help, if you can.<\/p>\n<p>~<\/p>\n<p>*(My husband just responded to my question with &#8220;It&#8217;s too big a category for you.&#8221;)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One day last week, I had the clever idea of paraphrasing Shakespeare with a post called &#8220;First we kill \u00a0all the something,&#8221; \u00a0But now I&#8217;ve forgotten what the Something was. You&#8217;d think if I really hated it, I would remember &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/first-we-kill-all-the\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[968,6],"tags":[665,1043,1044],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-2jy","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8900"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8900"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8900\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8900"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8900"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8900"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}