{"id":8938,"date":"2012-08-08T12:59:15","date_gmt":"2012-08-08T20:59:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=8938"},"modified":"2012-08-08T12:59:15","modified_gmt":"2012-08-08T20:59:15","slug":"as-if-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/as-if-2\/","title":{"rendered":"As if."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/awful-denim-maxi-skirt-332.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-8939\" title=\"awful denim maxi skirt 332\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/awful-denim-maxi-skirt-332.jpg?resize=312%2C615\" alt=\"\" width=\"312\" height=\"615\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/awful-denim-maxi-skirt-332.jpg?w=312&amp;ssl=1 312w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/awful-denim-maxi-skirt-332.jpg?resize=152%2C300&amp;ssl=1 152w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 312px) 100vw, 312px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>This skirt makes me want to kill myself.<\/p>\n<p>But wait. Here is the rear view:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/rear-view-awful-denim-maxi.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-8940\" title=\"rear view awful denim maxi\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/rear-view-awful-denim-maxi.jpg?resize=278%2C546\" alt=\"\" width=\"278\" height=\"546\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/rear-view-awful-denim-maxi.jpg?w=278&amp;ssl=1 278w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/rear-view-awful-denim-maxi.jpg?resize=152%2C300&amp;ssl=1 152w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 278px) 100vw, 278px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>&#8220;A patchwork of True Religion denim forms this flowing, vintage-inspired maxi skirt. Slant hip pockets detail the front, and inky-blue pocket shadows darken the back.&#8221;<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Putting aside the atrocity of the actual skirt, I&#8217;m not happy with &#8220;darken the back.&#8221; Can anyone correct this? Ruin the back? Spoil the back?<\/p>\n<p>$332 at<a href=\"http:\/\/www.shopbop.com\/dakota-denim-maxi-skirt-true\/vp\/v=1\/845524441947860.htm?folderID=2534374302029428&amp;fm=whatsnew-shopbysize-viewall&amp;colorId=44202\" target=\"_blank\"> Shopbop<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This skirt makes me want to kill myself. But wait. Here is the rear view: &#8220;A patchwork of True Religion denim forms this flowing, vintage-inspired maxi skirt. Slant hip pockets detail the front, and inky-blue pocket shadows darken the back.&#8221; &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/as-if-2\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[2,6],"tags":[873,644,1046],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-2ka","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8938"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8938"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8938\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8938"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8938"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8938"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}