{"id":8959,"date":"2012-08-13T23:51:43","date_gmt":"2012-08-14T07:51:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=8959"},"modified":"2012-08-13T23:53:50","modified_gmt":"2012-08-14T07:53:50","slug":"gallery-girls-feel-the-hate","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/gallery-girls-feel-the-hate\/","title":{"rendered":"Gallery Girls: Feel the Hate"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Gallery Girls<\/strong><\/a> is a great way to feel better abut yourself no matter how awful you are.<\/p>\n

The latest reality ick-fest by Bravo TV<\/strong>, Gallery Girls follows the pointless lives of some tragically deluded young women seeking a place in the uppity world of New York art galleries. The word “art” is used very loosely here. One of the girls knows what “collage” means but that’s as far as their art knowledge goes.<\/p>\n

The main thing is to hate the girls, and the main one to hate is Chantal. She is a truly horrible girl who needs to die ASAP. Presumably she has been told to play up her obnoxiousness but nothing could redeem her short of severing her vocal chords.<\/p>\n

There seems to be a conflict between blonds and brunettes and lower Eastside versus upper Westside (or vice versa.) Since I don’t live in New York, I don’t know the significance of lower, upper, East or West. The blonds seem less pretentious, except for the one who always has to wear fur, even under a fur coat.<\/p>\n

There’s an awful Asian girl who likes to pose nude and talk about her “pussy.” Her parents deserve our sympathy and a witness protection program.<\/p>\n

The girls like to bitch about each other and they all talk like their mouths are full of marbles. Every statement is a question? Because that’s the kind of girls they are?<\/p>\n

I went to the Bravo site to look for a picture and was directed to “like” the Gallery Girls on Facebook<\/strong><\/a>. The comments there are\u00a0unanimously derisive, which makes me feel a glimmer of hope.<\/p>\n

Let me put it this way: Gallery Girls comes close to giving red lipstick a bad name. \u00a0Please just take it away.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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