{"id":903,"date":"2008-06-03T23:04:06","date_gmt":"2008-06-04T07:04:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=903"},"modified":"2008-06-03T23:04:06","modified_gmt":"2008-06-04T07:04:06","slug":"obsessive-collectors","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/obsessive-collectors\/","title":{"rendered":"Obsessive Collectors"},"content":{"rendered":"

Just when I was considering the possibility of throwing some shit out, I come across a group of compulsive collectors, thanks to Men.Style.com<\/a>. I was looking for Philip Grangi, a jewelry designer, and discovered that he is a self-described “Avid Materialist” who can’t resist collecting things, even from dumpsters.<\/p>\n

I personally have too many ‘collections’ but not as many as Philip Crangi. He is seized with a sudden urge to collect something and then scours the city for it. I like how unabashed he is about his compulsions. He admits that he’d rather put stuff in storage, where he can’t even see it, than sell any of it. Naturally, he loves and collects taxidermy. Who doesn’t, at this point? I’m ready to approach someone at the next cocktail party with the conversation-opener “So how much taxidermy do you own?”<\/p>\n

On this same site, you can meet artist Hunt Slonem<\/a>, who is also an Avid Materialist, but on a much grander scale. He makes Andy Warhol look like a slacker, collection-wise. You need to see the video clip to grasp Hunt Slonem’s delightful mania for color and collecting.<\/p>\n

And then I came across these two guys who have a clothing company called Barking Irons<\/a>. They are the ultimate New York Hipsters. Silly caps, long scarves, fingerless gloves, facial hair, the whole shebang. They collect old Victorian shit and they’re “obsessed with Authenticity.” One of them holds an old whiskey bottle and starts rhapsodizing about it. Why do I hate them? Oh, right, I’m a cunt!<\/p>\n

I am exhausted from all the obsession. Anyone out there collect anything that isn’t taxidermy?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"