{"id":9091,"date":"2012-10-10T15:37:53","date_gmt":"2012-10-10T23:37:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=9091"},"modified":"2012-10-10T15:38:52","modified_gmt":"2012-10-10T23:38:52","slug":"if-you-can-pronounce-balmain-correctly","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/if-you-can-pronounce-balmain-correctly\/","title":{"rendered":"If You Can Pronounce &#8216;Balmain&#8217; Correctly"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/Balmain-vest.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-9092\" title=\"Balmain vest\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/Balmain-vest.jpg?resize=334%2C444\" alt=\"\" width=\"334\" height=\"444\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/Balmain-vest.jpg?w=334&amp;ssl=1 334w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/Balmain-vest.jpg?resize=225%2C300&amp;ssl=1 225w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 334px) 100vw, 334px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Before you\u00a0complain\u00a0about the $13,776 price tag, consider the close-up view of this <a href=\"http:\/\/www.net-a-porter.com\/product\/323420\" target=\"_blank\">vest<\/a>:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/Balmain-details.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-9093\" title=\"Balmain details\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/Balmain-details.jpg?resize=390%2C412\" alt=\"\" width=\"390\" height=\"412\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/Balmain-details.jpg?w=390&amp;ssl=1 390w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/Balmain-details.jpg?resize=283%2C300&amp;ssl=1 283w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 390px) 100vw, 390px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/Balmain-editors-notes.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-9094\" title=\"Balmain editor's notes\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/Balmain-editors-notes.jpg?resize=373%2C243\" alt=\"\" width=\"373\" height=\"243\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/Balmain-editors-notes.jpg?w=373&amp;ssl=1 373w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/Balmain-editors-notes.jpg?resize=300%2C195&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 373px) 100vw, 373px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Take your ___ \u00a0cues from ___ \u00a0and wear this \u00a0___ \u00a0style with \u00a0____ attitude &#8211; think \u00a0___ \u00a0pants \u00a0and \u00a0____ \u00a0heels.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Replace the missing words (the ones I found most irritating) with better ones!<\/p>\n<p>P.S. 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