{"id":915,"date":"2008-06-09T14:46:53","date_gmt":"2008-06-09T22:46:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=915"},"modified":"2008-06-09T14:46:53","modified_gmt":"2008-06-09T22:46:53","slug":"boo-hoo-for-ed-macmahon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/boo-hoo-for-ed-macmahon\/","title":{"rendered":"Boo Hoo for Ed McMahon"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/06\/eds-dentures.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-thumbnail wp-image-917\" title=\"eds-dentures\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/06\/eds-dentures-150x150.jpg?resize=150%2C150\" alt=\"\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Who gives a shit if Ed McMahon can&#8217;t make his mortgage payments?!? I can&#8217;t believe he&#8217;s getting so much <a href=\"http:\/\/www.latimes.com\/business\/la-fi-mcmahon6-2008jun06,0,1481973.story\" target=\"_blank\">press<\/a> out of this. I&#8217;m even reading that Ed&#8217;s money problem is &#8220;giving a face&#8221; to the nationwide mortgage crisis.<\/p>\n<p>Ed and his much-younger wife were on TV, blubbering about their tragic circumstances. People actually called in with offers of help.<\/p>\n<p>If that stupid old bastard can&#8217;t sell his $6 million mansion, he might lose it to foreclosure! Maybe he shouldn&#8217;t have had so many wives. Maybe he blew all his money on those flashy dentures. All he ever did in life was sit on a couch and go &#8220;Ha ha ha&#8221; when Johnny Carson told a joke. Then he bothered everyone with that Publisher&#8217;s Clearing House scam.<\/p>\n<p>Fuck Ed McMahon. Let him start worrying about how I&#8217;m going to get these new Vivienne Westwood shoes.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/06\/viv-red-shoes.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-thumbnail wp-image-916\" title=\"viv-red-shoes\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/06\/viv-red-shoes-150x150.jpg?resize=150%2C150\" alt=\"\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/06\/viv-red-shoes.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/06\/viv-red-shoes.jpg?resize=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/06\/viv-red-shoes.jpg?w=330&amp;ssl=1 330w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/06\/viv-red-shoes.jpg\"> <\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Who gives a shit if Ed McMahon can&#8217;t make his mortgage payments?!? I can&#8217;t believe he&#8217;s getting so much press out of this. I&#8217;m even reading that Ed&#8217;s money problem is &#8220;giving a face&#8221; to the nationwide mortgage crisis. Ed &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/boo-hoo-for-ed-macmahon\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[2,7],"tags":[240,241,118],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-eL","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/915"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=915"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/915\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=915"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=915"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=915"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}