{"id":9176,"date":"2012-11-24T21:43:04","date_gmt":"2012-11-25T05:43:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=9176"},"modified":"2012-11-25T02:42:45","modified_gmt":"2012-11-25T10:42:45","slug":"homeland","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/homeland\/","title":{"rendered":"Homeland"},"content":{"rendered":"

I’ve finally caught up with Homeland<\/strong>, after skipping the first season in a private protest against\u00a0Claire Danes<\/strong> as a CIA agent. Now I’m cool with Claire, but Brody’s wife is a major irritant.<\/p>\n

Whenever the wife is onscreen, I find it hard to stop\u00a0critiquing her face. Her acting is\u00a0awful, too, don’t get me wrong. She’s\u00a0incapable\u00a0of\u00a0portraying any emotion with conviction. \u00a0Her character is badly underwritten but a decent actress could still bring something to suggest a life form. \u00a0Instead, she just strikes a pose and raises or lowers her voice.<\/p>\n

Her head is too small for her body, making her look life a dinosaur of maybe a giraffe. But in profile, she looks like a duckling, thanks to that augmented top lip. Stop it with the lips, actresses! Remember Meg Ryan<\/strong>! In fact, I’m going to name Meg Ryan ‘The Alamo’ just to help keep the memory alive.<\/p>\n

While looking at pictures of this actress (Morena Baccarin<\/strong>, who I see is considered a super-hot hottie) I learned from an observant stranger that she has the same nosejob as Ashley Greene<\/strong>. I don’t know who Ashley Greene is but let’s compare noses.<\/p>\n

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Ashley above, Morena below. I wouldn’t want this nose, although you could probably use it as a can opener.<\/p>\n

Obviously, I’m feeling cranky and shallow but facts are facts. I love Homeland for its suspense and the tension of the thwarted love story, but that fucking wife is a pain in the ass.<\/p>\n

Opinions or objections?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"