{"id":9195,"date":"2012-11-28T21:30:38","date_gmt":"2012-11-29T05:30:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=9195"},"modified":"2012-11-28T21:30:38","modified_gmt":"2012-11-29T05:30:38","slug":"two-little-words","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/two-little-words\/","title":{"rendered":"Two Little Words"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/fiscal-cliff.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-9196\" title=\"fiscal cliff\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/fiscal-cliff.jpg?resize=400%2C540\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"540\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/fiscal-cliff.jpg?w=400&amp;ssl=1 400w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/fiscal-cliff.jpg?resize=222%2C300&amp;ssl=1 222w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Fiscal cliff<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t want to hear these words one more time. \u00a0I used to think that &#8220;fiscal cliff&#8221; sounded like a painful and depraved sex act, but the amusement factor is long gone. Stop saying it! Whoever started it needs to die.<\/p>\n<p>Also:<\/p>\n<p><strong>Push back<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Double down<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Middle class<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Grover Norquist<br \/>\nJohn McCain<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Taylor Swift<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Lady Gaga<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Which two words would you like to ban? In the spirit of Christmas, please share!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Fiscal cliff. I don&#8217;t want to hear these words one more time. \u00a0I used to think that &#8220;fiscal cliff&#8221; sounded like a painful and depraved sex act, but the amusement factor is long gone. Stop saying it! Whoever started it &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/two-little-words\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[6],"tags":[627,1110,133],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-2oj","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9195"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9195"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9195\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9195"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9195"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9195"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}