{"id":920,"date":"2008-06-11T23:27:26","date_gmt":"2008-06-12T07:27:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=920"},"modified":"2008-06-11T23:27:26","modified_gmt":"2008-06-12T07:27:26","slug":"crap-and-other-crap","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/crap-and-other-crap\/","title":{"rendered":"Crap, and Other Crap"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/06\/crap-on-my-dresser.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-921\" title=\"crap-on-my-dresser\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/06\/crap-on-my-dresser-300x225.jpg?resize=300%2C225\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/06\/crap-on-my-dresser.jpg?resize=300%2C225&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/06\/crap-on-my-dresser.jpg?w=640&amp;ssl=1 640w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Here is a cell phone picture of my dresser tonight.  Is there too much crap on it, do you think?<\/p>\n<p>Some of the things I considered writing about today, include:<\/p>\n<p>A really funny <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/review\/R1LPA5YOND6TGD\/ref=cm_cr_rdp_perm\" target=\"_blank\">review<\/a> of &#8220;the worst book ever written&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The <a href=\"http:\/\/ap.google.com\/article\/ALeqM5h3YrphWBHw1j30UUB9VLtw5pBkOQD917IUB80\" target=\"_blank\">obscenity trial<\/a> underway in L.A., involving scat porn (and a guy who needs killing)<\/p>\n<p>A <a href=\"http:\/\/www.downwithpinatas.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">blog<\/a> about &#8220;pi\u00c3\u00b1ata related violence&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.christies.com\/lotfinder\/lot_details.aspx?intObjectID=4503214\" target=\"_blank\">Golconda diamonds<\/a>, and why they are so valuable<\/p>\n<p>But I was too lazy, so that&#8217;s why I took a picture of my dresser! Despite appearances, I am devoutly atheist.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here is a cell phone picture of my dresser tonight. Is there too much crap on it, do you think? Some of the things I considered writing about today, include: A really funny review of &#8220;the worst book ever written&#8221; &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/crap-and-other-crap\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[5,8,6],"tags":[246,247,244,245],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-eQ","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/920"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=920"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/920\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=920"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=920"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=920"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}