{"id":9204,"date":"2012-12-05T20:51:46","date_gmt":"2012-12-06T04:51:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=9204"},"modified":"2012-12-07T01:39:20","modified_gmt":"2012-12-07T09:39:20","slug":"gifts-for-him-ii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/gifts-for-him-ii\/","title":{"rendered":"Gifts For Him II"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/pride-and-glory-the-rockers-jacket.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-9205\" title=\"pride and glory - the rockers' jacket\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/pride-and-glory-the-rockers-jacket.jpg?resize=336%2C500\" alt=\"\" width=\"336\" height=\"500\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/pride-and-glory-the-rockers-jacket.jpg?w=336&amp;ssl=1 336w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/pride-and-glory-the-rockers-jacket.jpg?resize=201%2C300&amp;ssl=1 201w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 336px) 100vw, 336px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>If you&#8217;re shopping for a poseur, this is the best coffee table book ever (not counting the billion dollar Mohammed Ali enterprise by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.taschen.com\/pages\/en\/catalogue\/photography\/reading_room\/62..1.htm\" target=\"_blank\">Taschen<\/a>, of course.) At <strong>$1,450<\/strong>, it is a lavish waste of money, the better to showcase his\u00a0pretensions\u00a0to coolness.<\/p>\n<p>How awesome is it to add a studded leather cover to this book about leather motorcycle jackets? The only thing better would be to add the word &#8220;Moto,&#8221; which has somehow been overlooked. Oh well, you can&#8217;t have everything, even for $1,450.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/pride-glory-douches.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-9208\" title=\"pride &amp; glory douches\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/pride-glory-douches.jpg?resize=511%2C361\" alt=\"\" width=\"511\" height=\"361\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/pride-glory-douches.jpg?w=511&amp;ssl=1 511w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/pride-glory-douches.jpg?resize=300%2C211&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 511px) 100vw, 511px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Would you like to hear these two douches talk about their book? The one on the left reminds me of <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Br%C3%BCno_Gehard\" target=\"_blank\">Bruno<\/a>, and the other one is a classically annoying and self-important Brit with a fetish for punk. Go <a href=\"http:\/\/vimeo.com\/54593208\" target=\"_blank\">here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Isn&#8217;t it funny how the harder you try to be cool, the uncooler you are?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you&#8217;re shopping for a poseur, this is the best coffee table book ever (not counting the billion dollar Mohammed Ali enterprise by Taschen, of course.) At $1,450, it is a lavish waste of money, the better to showcase his\u00a0pretensions\u00a0to &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/gifts-for-him-ii\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[12,2],"tags":[115,488,63],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-2os","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9204"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9204"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9204\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9204"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9204"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9204"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}