{"id":9239,"date":"2012-12-20T21:49:25","date_gmt":"2012-12-21T05:49:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=9239"},"modified":"2012-12-20T21:49:25","modified_gmt":"2012-12-21T05:49:25","slug":"toy-fantasy-man","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/toy-fantasy-man\/","title":{"rendered":"Toy Fantasy Man"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/Fantasy-Fernando.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-9246\" title=\"Fantasy Fernando\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/Fantasy-Fernando.jpg?resize=475%2C442\" alt=\"\" width=\"475\" height=\"442\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/Fantasy-Fernando.jpg?w=475&amp;ssl=1 475w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/Fantasy-Fernando.jpg?resize=300%2C279&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 475px) 100vw, 475px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.comeplaywithus.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Smile Makers<\/a> are sex toys with a cutesy design and a &#8220;playful&#8221; concept: they are named after different male stereotypes, kind of like the Village People.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t know much about sex toys and that&#8217;s the way I like it. \u00a0But I love internet generators. 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You can make your own <a href=\"http:\/\/fantasyman.comeplaywithus.com\/#acc=null&amp;finish=null&amp;message=null&amp;name=null&amp;outfit=null&amp;scene=null&amp;step=null&amp;type=null\" target=\"_blank\">here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/Happy-Smiley-Dildos.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-9247\" title=\"Happy Smiley Dildos\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/Happy-Smiley-Dildos.jpg?resize=480%2C310\" alt=\"\" width=\"480\" height=\"310\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/Happy-Smiley-Dildos.jpg?w=480&amp;ssl=1 480w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/Happy-Smiley-Dildos.jpg?resize=300%2C193&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m disappointed in the choice of masculine archetypes, since I have no interest in tennis coaches or millionaires. \u00a0(I did have an adorable French boyfriend, back in the day, but he became hysterical when I got my period.) Where is the Poet, the Biker, the Revolutionary, the Pimp, the Grad Student?<\/p>\n<p>Go make your own loverboy and let me know how it goes.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Smile Makers are sex toys with a cutesy design and a &#8220;playful&#8221; concept: they are named after different male stereotypes, kind of like the Village People. 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