{"id":926,"date":"2008-06-16T19:04:18","date_gmt":"2008-06-17T03:04:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=926"},"modified":"2008-06-16T19:05:35","modified_gmt":"2008-06-17T03:05:35","slug":"spider-fashion","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/spider-fashion\/","title":{"rendered":"Spider Fashion"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Spidery things are on my radar today. I&#8217;m proud to say that I have no fear of spiders. I&#8217;m afraid of squirrels and rodents and midgets, but spiders are nothing. I enjoy killing them. I&#8217;ve even sprayed them with gold paint, just to make them ornamental for a moment.<\/p>\n<p>Here is a spider web t-shirt from Urban Outfitters. If I were 20 years old, I would definitely want this shirt.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/06\/spiderweb-t.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-927\" title=\"spiderweb-t\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/06\/spiderweb-t-195x300.jpg?resize=195%2C300\" alt=\"\" width=\"195\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/06\/spiderweb-t.jpg?resize=195%2C300&amp;ssl=1 195w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/06\/spiderweb-t.jpg?w=290&amp;ssl=1 290w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 195px) 100vw, 195px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>More problematic are these shoes by John Galliano. There are reduced from $850 to only $150, and they are available in my size, an enormous and crowd-pleasing size 40.  The thing is, I would never wear them. I know from experience that I&#8217;d just add them to my Museum of Shoes I Can&#8217;t Walk In.  On the other hand, wouldn&#8217;t they make a nice addition to the collection?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/06\/spider-shoes-copy.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-928\" title=\"spider-shoes-copy\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/06\/spider-shoes-copy-245x300.jpg?resize=245%2C300\" alt=\"\" width=\"245\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/06\/spider-shoes-copy.jpg?resize=245%2C300&amp;ssl=1 245w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/06\/spider-shoes-copy.jpg?w=368&amp;ssl=1 368w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 245px) 100vw, 245px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Isn&#8217;t it sad that I am mostly reacting to the original price? I want to save $700!<\/p>\n<p>I read some thing at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.time.com\/time\/magazine\/article\/0,9171,1812048,00.html\" target=\"_blank\">Time magazine online<\/a>, about people who are trying to live with only 100 things. It&#8217;s a concept that I find very appealing and also terrifying. I probably have 100 hair products. Maybe I could throw some out, though. And then I could buy the shoes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Spidery things are on my radar today. I&#8217;m proud to say that I have no fear of spiders. I&#8217;m afraid of squirrels and rodents and midgets, but spiders are nothing. I enjoy killing them. I&#8217;ve even sprayed them with gold &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/spider-fashion\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[9,2],"tags":[254,118,253],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-eW","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/926"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=926"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/926\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=926"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=926"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=926"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}