{"id":9261,"date":"2012-12-25T03:53:54","date_gmt":"2012-12-25T11:53:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=9261"},"modified":"2012-12-25T03:53:54","modified_gmt":"2012-12-25T11:53:54","slug":"its-lesbian-stick-time","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/its-lesbian-stick-time\/","title":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s Lesbian Stick Time!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/charmaxspappy.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-9262\" title=\"char,max&amp;spappy\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/charmaxspappy.jpg?resize=513%2C413\" alt=\"\" width=\"513\" height=\"413\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/charmaxspappy.jpg?w=513&amp;ssl=1 513w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/charmaxspappy.jpg?resize=300%2C241&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 513px) 100vw, 513px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Let us all follow the Christmas tradition* of reading\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/2008\/12\/24\/the-lesbian-stick-a-christmas-story\/\" target=\"_blank\">\u00a0The Story of the Lesbian Stick<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>~<\/p>\n<p>* Heartfelt atheist blessings to all you people who come here and especially you special ones who have given me so much. xo<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Let us all follow the Christmas tradition* of reading\u00a0\u00a0The Story of the Lesbian Stick. ~ * Heartfelt atheist blessings to all you people who come here and especially you special ones who have given me so much. xo<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[321,6],"tags":[925,443,455],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-2pn","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9261"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9261"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9261\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9261"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9261"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9261"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}