{"id":9346,"date":"2013-02-05T23:39:12","date_gmt":"2013-02-06T07:39:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=9346"},"modified":"2013-02-05T23:39:12","modified_gmt":"2013-02-06T07:39:12","slug":"bergman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/bergman\/","title":{"rendered":"Bergman"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/Bergman-leather-shorts.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-9347\" title=\"Bergman leather shorts\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/Bergman-leather-shorts.jpg?resize=337%2C544\" alt=\"\" width=\"337\" height=\"544\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/Bergman-leather-shorts.jpg?w=337&amp;ssl=1 337w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/Bergman-leather-shorts.jpg?resize=185%2C300&amp;ssl=1 185w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 337px) 100vw, 337px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>J Brand<\/strong> has started naming its pieces after famous people, offering an &#8220;Angelina Jumpsuit&#8221; and a &#8220;Halle Top.&#8221; But I&#8217;m only interested in the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.shopbop.com\/bergman-leather-shorts-j-brand\/vp\/v=1\/1582195673.htm?folderID=2534374302155172&amp;fm=other-shopbysize-viewall&amp;colorId=12867\" target=\"_blank\">Bergman Leather Shorts<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Obviously, these shorts are problematic. The length is awful and who wants to spend $575 for a cheap-looking elastic waistband?<\/p>\n<p>I just wish I knew which Bergman J Brand has in mind!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/the-seventh-seal.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-9348\" title=\"the seventh seal\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/the-seventh-seal.jpg?resize=460%2C330\" alt=\"\" width=\"460\" height=\"330\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/the-seventh-seal.jpg?w=460&amp;ssl=1 460w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/the-seventh-seal.jpg?resize=300%2C215&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 460px) 100vw, 460px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Ingmar Bergman? I can sort of imagine Death wearing leather shorts.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/ingrid-bergman-in-pink.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-9349\" title=\"ingrid bergman in pink\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/ingrid-bergman-in-pink.jpg?resize=428%2C486\" alt=\"\" width=\"428\" height=\"486\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/ingrid-bergman-in-pink.jpg?w=428&amp;ssl=1 428w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/ingrid-bergman-in-pink.jpg?resize=264%2C300&amp;ssl=1 264w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 428px) 100vw, 428px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Or Ingrid Bergman? Why pick on her? She always dressed so beautifully!<\/p>\n<p>What is your guess?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>J Brand has started naming its pieces after famous people, offering an &#8220;Angelina Jumpsuit&#8221; and a &#8220;Halle Top.&#8221; But I&#8217;m only interested in the Bergman Leather Shorts. Obviously, these shorts are problematic. The length is awful and who wants to &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/bergman\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[2],"tags":[644,63,80],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s7t44M-bergman","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9346"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9346"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9346\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9346"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9346"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9346"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}