{"id":941,"date":"2008-06-22T00:32:26","date_gmt":"2008-06-22T08:32:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=941"},"modified":"2008-06-22T00:32:26","modified_gmt":"2008-06-22T08:32:26","slug":"whenever-one-door-closes-another-one-opens","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/whenever-one-door-closes-another-one-opens\/","title":{"rendered":"“Whenever One Door Closes, Another One Opens”"},"content":{"rendered":"
<\/a><\/p>\n The results are in. I have learned that I am too old and cranky to model for a camera, not to mention changing outfits. Notice how these overalls make me look like I’m wearing jodhpurs. I look like a hippo. No matter how many times I am forced to whine that “I’m not fat in real life” god has decided to make me sound like a lying hippo.<\/p>\n Whosoever wants these overalls and wears a US 4 is welcome to them. They have little zips at the ankles, so being short might be a problem. Simply write a nice compliment about hippos and you win!<\/p>\n Here is what happened another time I tried to model.<\/p>\n <\/a><\/p>\n Oh well. Next time I decide to model something, I will fucking well put on a girdle or truss or something.<\/p>\n On a brighter note, I just found out here<\/a> that the FIT Museum is putting together an exhibit called “Dark Glamour”, devoted to the gothic in fashion<\/a>. Thank you, Susan! \u00a0 This is all the excuse I need to plan a trip to New York.<\/p>\n <\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" The results are in. I have learned that I am too old and cranky to model for a camera, not to mention changing outfits. Notice how these overalls make me look like I’m wearing jodhpurs. I look like a hippo. … Continue reading