{"id":9432,"date":"2013-03-04T00:30:05","date_gmt":"2013-03-04T08:30:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=9432"},"modified":"2013-03-04T00:30:05","modified_gmt":"2013-03-04T08:30:05","slug":"lets-love-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/lets-love-me\/","title":{"rendered":"Let&#8217;s Love Me"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/lets-love-me.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-9436\" title=\"lets love me\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/lets-love-me.jpg?resize=447%2C590\" alt=\"\" width=\"447\" height=\"590\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/lets-love-me.jpg?w=447&amp;ssl=1 447w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/lets-love-me.jpg?resize=227%2C300&amp;ssl=1 227w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 447px) 100vw, 447px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I got these sunglasses yesterday from <a href=\"http:\/\/outofthecloset.org\/\" target=\"_blank\">Out of the Closet<\/a> for only $8, minus the 10% Senior Discount! I fucking rule.<\/p>\n<p>I also got the green top for $6.50 (minus discount) and it&#8217;s covered in nonsensical badges, rhinestones and d-rings, with a big fake &#8220;D&amp;G&#8221; logo on the back.<\/p>\n<p>Just sit back and be jealous of my shopping savvy.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I got these sunglasses yesterday from Out of the Closet for only $8, minus the 10% Senior Discount! I fucking rule. I also got the green top for $6.50 (minus discount) and it&#8217;s covered in nonsensical badges, rhinestones and d-rings, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/lets-love-me\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[2],"tags":[257,422,586],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-2s8","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9432"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9432"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9432\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9432"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9432"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9432"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}