{"id":9491,"date":"2013-04-02T00:43:06","date_gmt":"2013-04-02T08:43:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=9491"},"modified":"2013-04-02T00:43:06","modified_gmt":"2013-04-02T08:43:06","slug":"douche-or-dreamboat-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/douche-or-dreamboat-3\/","title":{"rendered":"Douche or Dreamboat?\u2122"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/dreamboat-or-douche.jpg\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/douche-or-dreamboat.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-9493\" alt=\"douche or dreamboat\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/douche-or-dreamboat.jpg?resize=450%2C674\" width=\"450\" height=\"674\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/douche-or-dreamboat.jpg?w=450&amp;ssl=1 450w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/douche-or-dreamboat.jpg?resize=200%2C300&amp;ssl=1 200w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I think it&#8217;s time for me to trademark this feature, that&#8217;s how much I like it. \u00a0Remember the<a href=\"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/2012\/05\/01\/douche-or-dreamboat-2\/\" target=\"_blank\"> last time<\/a> we played?<\/p>\n<p>My first reaction to <a href=\"http:\/\/artcomesfirst.tumblr.com\/image\/39647230561\" target=\"_blank\">this<\/a> guy was YES! I might have even made some kind of noise. My brother-in-law used to groan aloud at the sight of his favorite female news anchor, and it drove my sister crazy. I have to find out if he still does it.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, this is my type of man to ogle: young, androgynous, provocative. But on the other hand, guys who wear hats are pretentious and douchey. I&#8217;m not crazy about little (or big) beards, either.<\/p>\n<p>And yet.<\/p>\n<p>What is your vote?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; I think it&#8217;s time for me to trademark this feature, that&#8217;s how much I like it. \u00a0Remember the last time we played? My first reaction to this guy was YES! I might have even made some kind of noise. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/douche-or-dreamboat-3\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[12,2],"tags":[488,333,596],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-2t5","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9491"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9491"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9491\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9491"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9491"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9491"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}