{"id":9551,"date":"2013-04-13T20:25:15","date_gmt":"2013-04-14T04:25:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=9551"},"modified":"2013-04-13T20:25:15","modified_gmt":"2013-04-14T04:25:15","slug":"as-if-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/as-if-3\/","title":{"rendered":"As if."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/Philip-Lim-pants-595.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-9552\" alt=\"Philip Lim pants - 595\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/Philip-Lim-pants-595.jpg?resize=286%2C510\" width=\"286\" height=\"510\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/Philip-Lim-pants-595.jpg?w=286&amp;ssl=1 286w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/Philip-Lim-pants-595.jpg?resize=168%2C300&amp;ssl=1 168w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 286px) 100vw, 286px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8220;Layered stitching lends a repaired look to these slim, two-tone skinny pants from 3.1 Phillip Lim, while tied sleeves and a sweater overlay add a clever element.&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Got that? These pants have a sweater SEWN ON to them! You can&#8217;t take it off if you get cold. It&#8217;s just there to add a clever element.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/Philip-Lim-pants-2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-9553\" alt=\"Philip Lim pants 2\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/Philip-Lim-pants-2.jpg?resize=301%2C509\" width=\"301\" height=\"509\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/Philip-Lim-pants-2.jpg?w=301&amp;ssl=1 301w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/Philip-Lim-pants-2.jpg?resize=177%2C300&amp;ssl=1 177w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 301px) 100vw, 301px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>$595 at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.shopbop.com\/repair-stitch-tie-waist-skinny\/vp\/v=1\/1523361574.htm?folderID=2534374302181020&amp;fm=other-shopbysize-viewall&amp;colorId=11141\" target=\"_blank\">shopbop<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &#8220;Layered stitching lends a repaired look to these slim, two-tone skinny pants from 3.1 Phillip Lim, while tied sleeves and a sweater overlay add a clever element.&#8221; Got that? These pants have a sweater SEWN ON to them! You &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/as-if-3\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[2],"tags":[247,80],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-2u3","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9551"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9551"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9551\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9551"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9551"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9551"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}