{"id":9581,"date":"2013-05-04T04:27:20","date_gmt":"2013-05-04T12:27:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=9581"},"modified":"2013-05-04T04:27:20","modified_gmt":"2013-05-04T12:27:20","slug":"tragic-fashion","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/tragic-fashion\/","title":{"rendered":"Tragic Fashion"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Saint<\/a><\/p>\n

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I was excited to see this competitor of Tragic Fashion Boy<\/strong><\/a> on Disney Rollergirl’s<\/a> blog tonight. \u00a0He’s as thin and miserable looking as anyone could ask for, isn’t he? I need to name him. Suggestions?<\/p>\n

So I looked around for more pictures and discovered that this fancy embroidered jacket from the new Saint Laurent Fall\/Winter collection is priced at $62,000. \u00a0But obviously it’s worth every penny.<\/p>\n

\"Paris<\/a><\/p>\n

Now I need to know how much they want for this fancy cape. Which is beyond perfect with the ingeniously ripped jeans. \u00a0 Who will curate these items, do you think?<\/p>\n

While I tried to adjust to all of this decadence and starvation, I stumbled across a “pop star and fashion icon” called G-Dragon<\/strong> who is like a Korean punk Barbie only male, but just barely. I won’t spoil the excitement by posting any photos of G-Dragon. Google him and feel the joy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

  I was excited to see this competitor of Tragic Fashion Boy on Disney Rollergirl’s blog tonight. \u00a0He’s as thin and miserable looking as anyone could ask for, isn’t he? I need to name him. Suggestions? So I looked around … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[4,9,2],"tags":[184,1061,744],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-2ux","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9581"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9581"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9581\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9581"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9581"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9581"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}