{"id":9628,"date":"2013-05-30T17:25:54","date_gmt":"2013-05-31T01:25:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=9628"},"modified":"2013-05-30T17:25:54","modified_gmt":"2013-05-31T01:25:54","slug":"real-life-photoshop","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/real-life-photoshop\/","title":{"rendered":"Real-life Photoshop"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/Jazzma-instagram.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-9629\" alt=\"Jazzma instagram\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/Jazzma-instagram.jpg?resize=196%2C440\" width=\"196\" height=\"440\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/Jazzma-instagram.jpg?w=196&amp;ssl=1 196w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/Jazzma-instagram.jpg?resize=133%2C300&amp;ssl=1 133w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 196px) 100vw, 196px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Here is a model named <strong>Jazzma<\/strong> who&#8217;s been hanging out with a billionaire whose longtime girlfriend is <strong>Naomi Campbell<\/strong>. I snickered at the deforming photoshopped picture of Jazzma, and googled to see what she really looks like.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/jazzma-runway.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-9630\" alt=\"jazzma runway\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/jazzma-runway.jpg?resize=341%2C512\" width=\"341\" height=\"512\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/jazzma-runway.jpg?w=341&amp;ssl=1 341w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/jazzma-runway.jpg?resize=199%2C300&amp;ssl=1 199w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 341px) 100vw, 341px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Wow, right? Look at that midsection. It&#8217;s like she&#8217;s a LIVING photoshop creation!<\/p>\n<p>If I could photoshop my body, I&#8217;d give myself big boobs and toned thighs, and I&#8217;d stay away from Naomi Campbell&#8217;s boyfriend.<\/p>\n<p>What about you?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Here is a model named Jazzma who&#8217;s been hanging out with a billionaire whose longtime girlfriend is Naomi Campbell. I snickered at the deforming photoshopped picture of Jazzma, and googled to see what she really looks like. &nbsp; Wow, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/real-life-photoshop\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[4,8],"tags":[856,81],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-2vi","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9628"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9628"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9628\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9628"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9628"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9628"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}