{"id":963,"date":"2008-06-29T19:46:38","date_gmt":"2008-06-30T03:46:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=963"},"modified":"2008-06-29T19:46:38","modified_gmt":"2008-06-30T03:46:38","slug":"i-said-no-no-no","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/i-said-no-no-no\/","title":{"rendered":"I Said No No No"},"content":{"rendered":"

Sometimes, things that are awful bring us joy; but sometimes, they’re just plain awful. Queen Marie<\/a> was rightly offended by the notion of fake high-heels made for babies. For $35, you can buy a pair of these shoes, put them on a baby and laugh your ass off. Ha ha, look at the baby! You could also put sunglasses and jewelry on the baby and laugh even more. Sister Wolf says, Give that $35 to a homeless shelter and leave the baby alone.<\/p>\n

As a fur-lover and proud carnivore, I am usually happy to see fur accessories, but here’s something that shocked me with it’s assaultive ugliness. Not only are these leg-warmers<\/a> an abomination, they are even sold out! Presumably, whoever bought them is somewhere right now, laughing at babies in high heels.<\/p>\n

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For the third and final No, I bring you this photo courtesy of The Look-See<\/a>. These models were used by Yohji, Etro, and Ann Demeulemeester in Milan. They are not conventional male model types, get it? They are old geezers! This is so funny, like high heels on a baby! But I would rather stick with handsome boys.<\/p>\n

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The moral here is that some people will be fooled into accepting awfulness as some sort of post-modern joke, but We are simply not having it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"