{"id":9651,"date":"2013-06-13T20:30:24","date_gmt":"2013-06-14T04:30:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=9651"},"modified":"2013-06-13T20:30:24","modified_gmt":"2013-06-14T04:30:24","slug":"shoe-choices","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/shoe-choices\/","title":{"rendered":"Shoe Choices"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/fuck-shoes-59-95.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-9652\" alt=\"fuck shoes 59 95\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/fuck-shoes-59-95.jpg?resize=401%2C404\" width=\"401\" height=\"404\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/fuck-shoes-59-95.jpg?w=401&amp;ssl=1 401w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/fuck-shoes-59-95.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/fuck-shoes-59-95.jpg?resize=297%2C300&amp;ssl=1 297w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 401px) 100vw, 401px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Who wouldn&#8217;t want these expressive shoes?I love them. Only <strong>$59.95<\/strong> and appropriate for every occasion.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Dissolving-899-95.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-9653\" alt=\"Dissolving 899 95\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Dissolving-899-95.jpg?resize=325%2C394\" width=\"325\" height=\"394\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Dissolving-899-95.jpg?w=325&amp;ssl=1 325w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Dissolving-899-95.jpg?resize=247%2C300&amp;ssl=1 247w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 325px) 100vw, 325px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>These shoes, on the other hand, are crap. Worse than crap. They are an insult to humanity. Priced at <strong>$899.95<\/strong>, they will only attract the top tier of fashion victims and Daphne Guinness acolytes. If you&#8217;re wondering what they look like on a foot, here:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/dissolving-large.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-9654\" alt=\"dissolving large\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/dissolving-large-200x300.jpg?resize=200%2C300\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/dissolving-large.jpg?resize=200%2C300&amp;ssl=1 200w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/dissolving-large.jpg?resize=682%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 682w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/dissolving-large.jpg?w=750&amp;ssl=1 750w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 200px) 100vw, 200px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>If only we could see her try to walk!<\/p>\n<p>Both styles from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.solestruck.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Solestruck.<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Who wouldn&#8217;t want these expressive shoes?I love them. Only $59.95 and appropriate for every occasion. These shoes, on the other hand, are crap. Worse than crap. They are an insult to humanity. Priced at $899.95, they will only attract the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/shoe-choices\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[2],"tags":[644,37,118],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-2vF","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9651"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9651"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9651\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9651"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9651"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9651"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}