{"id":9659,"date":"2013-06-13T23:58:37","date_gmt":"2013-06-14T07:58:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=9659"},"modified":"2013-06-14T00:00:33","modified_gmt":"2013-06-14T08:00:33","slug":"rating-douches","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/rating-douches\/","title":{"rendered":"Rating Douches"},"content":{"rendered":"
<\/a><\/p>\n Douches are easy to come by, but look how special they are when you have three. See here<\/a> to refresh your memory.<\/p>\n Here’s a good one I found last week:<\/p>\n <\/a><\/p>\n <\/p>\n By ‘good’ I mean fulfilling most of the requirements, although he lacks a beard and those things in his ear-holes.<\/p>\n I’d like to have a point system for rating douches, like hunters<\/a> have for deer, with 10 being the perfect score.<\/p>\n Neck tettoo<\/strong> Shit! That’s only seven. What attributes am I missing? Or should a full beard get extra points?<\/p>\n Please help. It’s for science.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Douches are easy to come by, but look how special they are when you have three. See here to refresh your memory. Here’s a good one I found last week: By ‘good’ I mean fulfilling most of the requirements, … Continue reading
\n Beard<\/strong>
\n Shaved back of the head<\/strong>
\n Cigarette<\/strong>
\n Ear plug or septum ring<\/strong>
\n Sullen expression<\/strong>
\n Knuckle tattoo<\/strong><\/p>\n