{"id":9699,"date":"2013-06-30T21:25:36","date_gmt":"2013-07-01T05:25:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=9699"},"modified":"2013-06-30T21:25:36","modified_gmt":"2013-07-01T05:25:36","slug":"jennifer-lopez-what-a-fucking-cunt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/jennifer-lopez-what-a-fucking-cunt\/","title":{"rendered":"Jennifer Lopez: What a Fucking Cunt!\u2122"},"content":{"rendered":"

J Lo<\/strong> is sorry about going to Turkmenistan to sing for its dictator,\u00a0President Gurbanguly Berdymukhamedov<\/strong>. Her “people” had “vetted” the event, but they missed the part about its human rights record.<\/p>\n

All you have to do is google ‘Turkmenistan human rights” to learn that it is one of the world’s most repressive countries. Media and religious freedoms are subject to draconian restrictions. Authorities use imprisonment and torture for political retaliation and to suppress dissent.<\/p>\n

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You can see why J Lo might want to sing happy birthday to President\u00a0Berdymukhamedov; he looks so nice! She’s not a mind-reader, you know. \u00a0And neither is her choreographer, who tweeted during the event:\u00a0“I wonder where all my Turkmenistan followers are!? Hit me up!” <\/strong><\/em>How could he possibly have known that twitter is blocked in Turkmenistan??<\/p>\n

Anyway, please accept Jennifer’s apology, especially as she has pointed out that she was hired for the gig by the China National Petroleum Corporation<\/a>. They’re nice, right? Because China is nice and so are gas, oil and chemicals.<\/p>\n

‘Lopez obviously has the right to earn a living performing for the dictator of her choice,” says\u00a0Human Rights Foundation president Thor Halvorssen<\/a>. \u00a0You can’t argue with that. Even though she’s so obviously a moron and a fucking cunt.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"