{"id":972,"date":"2008-07-01T20:15:36","date_gmt":"2008-07-02T04:15:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=972"},"modified":"2008-07-01T20:15:36","modified_gmt":"2008-07-02T04:15:36","slug":"arguing-about-madonna","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/arguing-about-madonna\/","title":{"rendered":"Arguing About Madonna"},"content":{"rendered":"

The other day, when I saw this picture in a magazine, I asked my husband, “What do you think of Madonna’s arms?” His reply was something like “I don’t think anything about her arms.”<\/p>\n

In his defense, he was driving and I was looking at a magazine. But he refused to discuss Madonna’s arms, as though it was beneath him to even talk about it. I tried to explain that Madonna’s arms weren’t just arms; they were big muscular man-arms.<\/p>\n

He starting getting really pissed off and shouted “Look, I don’t have an opinion oh her arms. I don’t hate her like you do, okay?”<\/p>\n

Well, not okay, actually. Isn’t this so like a man? \u00a0 My feeling is, If you don’t have an opinion, FORM ONE! The good lord gave you the faculties of eyesight and cognitive awareness, so it’s not too much to ask for you to have a fucking opinion!<\/p>\n

My opinion is that those arms are not necessary unless she is going into professional bodybuilding or construction work. As a former weight-lifter I can tell you that those arms are no accident. You need to lift very heavy weights to develop such big arms, and you need to do it at least 3 times a week. I wouldn’t even be surprised if Madge was taking just a pinch of steroids, or maybe she’s just a High Testosterone Girl as well as a Material one.<\/p>\n

Are Madonna’s arms bigger than your boyfriend’s? Do they make you mad? Let me know, unless you’re too manly to discuss it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"