{"id":974,"date":"2008-07-03T00:22:03","date_gmt":"2008-07-03T08:22:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=974"},"modified":"2008-07-03T00:22:03","modified_gmt":"2008-07-03T08:22:03","slug":"another-penis-post","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/another-penis-post\/","title":{"rendered":"Another Penis Post!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/cover_fo_big_penis_book_.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-975\" title=\"cover_fo_big_penis_book_\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/cover_fo_big_penis_book_-300x289.jpg?resize=300%2C289\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"289\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/cover_fo_big_penis_book_.jpg?resize=300%2C289&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/cover_fo_big_penis_book_.jpg?w=480&amp;ssl=1 480w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m sorry, I can&#8217;t seem to avoid penises.&nbsp;\u00a0 This time, I was browsing some gossip site and saw a picture of director\/douchebag <a href=\"http:\/\/www.rottentomatoes.com\/celebrity\/brett_ratner\/\" target=\"_blank\">Brett Ratner<\/a> at a party celebrating the launch of a new book. Sure enough, it turned out to be a new title by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.taschen.com\/pages\/en\/catalogue\/sex\/all\/05703\/facts.the_big_penis_book.htm\" target=\"_blank\">Taschen<\/a> called &#8216;The Big Penis Book.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;<strong>This hefty book is<\/strong> <strong>profusely illustrated with over 400  historic photos of spectacular male endowments, including rare photos of the  legendary John Holmes<\/strong>.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Okay! What&#8217;s not to love about this book? You can look at some of its contents at the Taschen website, but I personally am afraid to do so.&nbsp;\u00a0 Maybe I will once the kids are asleep.&nbsp;\u00a0 Let me know what you think.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m sorry, I can&#8217;t seem to avoid penises.&nbsp;\u00a0 This time, I was browsing some gossip site and saw a picture of director\/douchebag Brett Ratner at a party celebrating the launch of a new book. Sure enough, it turned out to &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/another-penis-post\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[12,5],"tags":[280,115,281],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-fI","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/974"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=974"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/974\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=974"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=974"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=974"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}