{"id":976,"date":"2008-07-03T23:39:47","date_gmt":"2008-07-04T07:39:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=976"},"modified":"2008-07-03T23:39:47","modified_gmt":"2008-07-04T07:39:47","slug":"a-new-love","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/a-new-love\/","title":{"rendered":"A New Love"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/hartmann-nordenholz1.bmp\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-979\" title=\"hartmann-nordenholz1\" src=\"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/hartmann-nordenholz1.bmp\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Yesterday, when I wasn&#8217;t busy with penises, I <a href=\"http:\/\/shop.soupandfish.com\/single-view.php?artid=120&amp;p=30\" target=\"_blank\">found<\/a> this leather skirt that I can&#8217;t afford, but still covet. The pleated ruffles just kill me! What wouldn&#8217;t look great with this skirt?<\/p>\n<p>So now I&#8217;m aware of Hartmann Nordenholz, who designed these amazing dresses. Do you love him or do you love him?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/hartmann-pink.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-980\" title=\"hartmann-pink\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/hartmann-pink-200x300.jpg?resize=200%2C300\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/hartmann-pink.jpg?resize=200%2C300&amp;ssl=1 200w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/hartmann-pink.jpg?w=460&amp;ssl=1 460w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 200px) 100vw, 200px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/hartmann-black.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-981\" title=\"hartmann-black\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/hartmann-black-200x300.jpg?resize=200%2C300\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/hartmann-black.jpg?resize=200%2C300&amp;ssl=1 200w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/hartmann-black.jpg?w=460&amp;ssl=1 460w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 200px) 100vw, 200px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday, when I wasn&#8217;t busy with penises, I found this leather skirt that I can&#8217;t afford, but still covet. The pleated ruffles just kill me! What wouldn&#8217;t look great with this skirt? So now I&#8217;m aware of Hartmann Nordenholz, who &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/a-new-love\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[2],"tags":[231,63,168],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-fK","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/976"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=976"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/976\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=976"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=976"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=976"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}