{"id":9775,"date":"2013-08-12T00:27:37","date_gmt":"2013-08-12T08:27:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=9775"},"modified":"2013-08-12T00:27:37","modified_gmt":"2013-08-12T08:27:37","slug":"the-butler-no","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/the-butler-no\/","title":{"rendered":"The Butler: No"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/butler.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-9776\" alt=\"butler\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/butler.jpg?resize=431%2C640\" width=\"431\" height=\"640\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/butler.jpg?w=431&amp;ssl=1 431w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/butler.jpg?resize=202%2C300&amp;ssl=1 202w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 431px) 100vw, 431px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>How much would it take to get you to see The Butler? For me, $500.<\/p>\n<p>Before you answer, remember, it even has Robin Williams!<\/p>\n<p>State your price.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>How much would it take to get you to see The Butler? For me, $500. Before you answer, remember, it even has Robin Williams! State your price. &nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[4,968],"tags":[247,387],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-2xF","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9775"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9775"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9775\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9775"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9775"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9775"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}