{"id":982,"date":"2008-07-05T17:36:40","date_gmt":"2008-07-06T01:36:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=982"},"modified":"2008-07-05T17:36:40","modified_gmt":"2008-07-06T01:36:40","slug":"todays-word-is-provoke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/todays-word-is-provoke\/","title":{"rendered":"Today&#8217;s Word is Provoke"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/sweet-sixteen-bw.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-983\" title=\"sweet-sixteen-bw\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/sweet-sixteen-bw-287x300.jpg?resize=287%2C300\" alt=\"\" width=\"287\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/sweet-sixteen-bw.jpg?resize=287%2C300&amp;ssl=1 287w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/sweet-sixteen-bw.jpg?w=679&amp;ssl=1 679w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 287px) 100vw, 287px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I usually hate jewelry with affirmative words on it, like &#8220;peace&#8221; or &#8220;soul&#8221; but when I saw this bracelet I stopped in my tracks. Why didn&#8217;t I think of this before! My purpose on earth is to provoke. It is probably the one word that most describes my personality.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/provoke-bracelet.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-984\" title=\"provoke-bracelet\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/provoke-bracelet-300x300.jpg?resize=300%2C300\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/provoke-bracelet.jpg?resize=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/provoke-bracelet.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/provoke-bracelet.jpg?w=400&amp;ssl=1 400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>This <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thisisauto.com\/detail:new\/21\/\" target=\"_blank\">bracelet<\/a> by Aurora Lopez-Mejia is hand-stamped 22k gold, and it looks nice and chunky. I would love to see it on my wrist!&nbsp;\u00a0 However, I would like my credit card balance to go down, not up.<\/p>\n<p>As you see in the photo of Sister Wolf age sweet sixteen, provoking has always been a priority. At present, I am provoking some <a href=\"http:\/\/www.2blowhards.com\/archives\/2008\/07\/britbrats.html#005334\" target=\"_blank\">misogynist losers<\/a> on another blog, where some angry man told me to &#8220;Go do the dishes!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Hahaha! What an idiot. Everyone knows that my husband does the dishes, because he&#8217;s the one who likes them clean.<\/p>\n<p>In the old days, I provoked some guy on mySpace&nbsp;\u00a0 into wanting to shoot me. It was much funnier than it sounds, I can assure you.&nbsp;\u00a0 What is more fun that provoking (besides sex, eating and shopping?)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I usually hate jewelry with affirmative words on it, like &#8220;peace&#8221; or &#8220;soul&#8221; but when I saw this bracelet I stopped in my tracks. Why didn&#8217;t I think of this before! My purpose on earth is to provoke. It is &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/todays-word-is-provoke\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[12,6],"tags":[15,282,283],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-fQ","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/982"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=982"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/982\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=982"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=982"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=982"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}