{"id":9864,"date":"2013-09-18T23:07:44","date_gmt":"2013-09-19T07:07:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=9864"},"modified":"2013-09-18T23:07:44","modified_gmt":"2013-09-19T07:07:44","slug":"now-im-mad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/now-im-mad\/","title":{"rendered":"Now I’m Mad."},"content":{"rendered":"

$\"MAC$ <\/a><\/p>\n

I just found out that MAC produced this beautiful red lipstick without telling me, and it sold out in three hours. This is a fucking outrage. I blame everybody.<\/p>\n

It was part of MAC’s collaboration with Rihanna<\/strong>, whose lipstick is one of the few good things abut her, in my opinion. I also like her subtle pink ‘THUG LIFE’ knuckles tattoo.<\/p>\n

Anyway, I’m mad but I will go on living because MAC is bringing back “RiRi Woo” in October, and it will look like this:<\/p>\n

$\"rihanna-mac-3\"$ <\/a><\/p>\n

Here is the excitingest part – it looks almost exactly<\/a> like my all-time favorite matte red, Ruby Woo<\/strong>, but IT’S STILL DIFFERENT! Look: \u00a0Riri Woo on the left, Ruby Woo on the right.<\/p>\n

$\"MAC-RiRi-Woo-and-MAC-Ruby-Woo\"$ <\/a><\/p>\n

Godammit!!!! Right??<\/p>\n

If I don’t get this lipstick, there will be consequences.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I just found out that MAC produced this beautiful red lipstick without telling me, and it sold out in three hours. This is a fucking outrage. I blame everybody. It was part of MAC’s collaboration with Rihanna, whose lipstick … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[4,9,2,8],"tags":[826,1015],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-2z6","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9864"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9864"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9864\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9864"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9864"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9864"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}