{"id":9917,"date":"2013-10-17T01:17:23","date_gmt":"2013-10-17T09:17:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=9917"},"modified":"2013-10-17T17:17:25","modified_gmt":"2013-10-18T01:17:25","slug":"manifesto-of-limitations","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/manifesto-of-limitations\/","title":{"rendered":"Manifesto of Limitations"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/The-Murays-Midgets7-tripplet-brothers-age-19-years.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-9918\" alt=\"The Murays Midgets,7 tripplet brothers, age 19 years\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/The-Murays-Midgets7-tripplet-brothers-age-19-years-176x300.jpg?resize=176%2C300\" width=\"176\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/The-Murays-Midgets7-tripplet-brothers-age-19-years.jpg?resize=176%2C300&amp;ssl=1 176w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/The-Murays-Midgets7-tripplet-brothers-age-19-years.jpg?w=469&amp;ssl=1 469w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 176px) 100vw, 176px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/butterfly-lady-new.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-9925\" alt=\"butterfly-lady-new\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/butterfly-lady-new-194x300.jpg?resize=194%2C300\" width=\"194\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/butterfly-lady-new.jpg?resize=194%2C300&amp;ssl=1 194w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/butterfly-lady-new.jpg?w=420&amp;ssl=1 420w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 194px) 100vw, 194px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I can only look at art or photography. But no nudes or kitsch. No cats, No pictures of food or girls wearing hats. No ironic memes. No selfies. I can no longer wear thongs or socks. I can only eat cookies.<\/p>\n<p>I can&#8217;t sleep until I&#8217;ve watched two hours of &#8216;Morning Joe.&#8217; Until Joe and Mika and Willie and their guests have deplored the state of things and gushed about yesterday&#8217;s football games.<\/p>\n<p>I can&#8217;t stop playing with my hair. I cut my split ends in the car. Not when I&#8217;m driving. I can&#8217;t pass a mirror without checking to see if my hair is okay. I can barely see because my glasses are too old.<\/p>\n<p>I can only enjoy reruns of Breaking Bad or crime TV. I can only read the New Yorker and The Atlantic. When I hear someone on TV use the wrong word, I am incensed. &#8220;It&#8217;s &#8216;repentant&#8217; not &#8216;pentent&#8217;, you stupid cunt!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>None of those Affirmations about how to live apply to me. I have already fucked things up.<\/p>\n<p>But. I am comforted by coffee, jewelry, lipstick, midgets, showgirls, nuns, Indian and Persian Royalty, Cuban and Peruvian photographers, Victorian acrobats and cross-dressers.<\/p>\n<p>I love my bed! If only I could sleep forever and ever.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I can only look at art or photography. But no nudes or kitsch. No cats, No pictures of food or girls wearing hats. No ironic memes. No selfies. I can no longer wear thongs or socks. 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