{"id":9947,"date":"2013-10-24T20:37:30","date_gmt":"2013-10-25T04:37:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=9947"},"modified":"2013-10-24T20:37:30","modified_gmt":"2013-10-25T04:37:30","slug":"the-apotheosis-of-hideous-fur-coats","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/the-apotheosis-of-hideous-fur-coats\/","title":{"rendered":"The Apotheosis of Hideous Fur Coats"},"content":{"rendered":"

$\"pucci$ <\/a><\/p>\n

Emilio Pucci – Printed calf hair, goat and fox coat, $21,750<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n

Editor’s Notes:<\/p>\n

“This printed\u00a0calf hair<\/b>\u00a0coat was one of the final looks of Emilio Pucci’s fall runway. Trimmed with\u00a0fox<\/b>\u00a0and\u00a0goat hair<\/b>, this coverup is accented with strips of\u00a0leather<\/b>\u00a0and\u00a0suede<\/b>. Accentuate the\u00a0stud<\/b>\u00a0embellishments with silver jewelry.”<\/p>\n

Eeoooow! Look how they can’t even bring themselves to call it a “coat.” It’s a “coverup.” How could this thing be more horrible? \u00a0I really think Pucci has nailed it.<\/p>\n

On the other hand, I actually like this one:<\/p>\n

$\"Robert$ <\/a><\/p>\n

Roberto Cavalli – dyed fox and raccoon coat, $17,860<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n

I could never wear a garment made from dead things that might be in my back yard; raccoon fur might as well be possum or rat as far as I’m concerned.<\/p>\n

But at least it’s fluffy and colorful, evoking groupies and hookers and fun-loving Eurotrash.<\/p>\n

What do you think? Hate them both? Hate me? Weigh in.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Emilio Pucci – Printed calf hair, goat and fox coat, $21,750 Editor’s Notes: “This printed\u00a0calf hair\u00a0coat was one of the final looks of Emilio Pucci’s fall runway. Trimmed with\u00a0fox\u00a0and\u00a0goat hair, this coverup is accented with strips of\u00a0leather\u00a0and\u00a0suede. Accentuate the\u00a0stud\u00a0embellishments … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[2],"tags":[274,644,37],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-2Ar","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9947"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9947"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9947\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9947"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9947"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9947"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}