I was fucking around with my google account when I scrolled through all the options and came to the word “more.” This brought me to a page with the question below: “What do you love?”
I instinctively (and somewhat drunkenly) typed the word baby, and voila! A whole world of baby-related searches appeared, including this one:
Hahahahaha! Isn’t this awseome? Now I can find babies nearby! Don’t tell their mommies that I’m coming to get them!
Here’s another nice google suggestion:
I could also “Explore Babies in 3D” or “Find Patents about Babies.”
Well, that’s my fun activity for a Saturday night. I recommend trying it. And no, since I’m not ten years old I’m not going to try it with “penis,” unless I have more to drink.
You should have tried ‘babes’. I might have been more interested.
DUFF!!!
How did Google find out there were babies in each of those locations? Unless those places are birthing centers or maternity wards, that’s creepy as hell.
Their mommies will never know. Your secret’s safe with me.
In my last post I look like someone that would steal your baby.
I guess we have that in common 😉
babies is so much creepier than penis.
“Now I can find babies nearby! Don’t tell their mommies that I’m coming to get them!” — made my day!