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Demi Wins the Arms Race
Body shaming is a capital crime on social media, but not to me. If the body in question has been intentionally distorted, why should we pretend we’re blind? If you’re too fragile to withstand public discussion of your body, stop … Continue reading
Posted in Celebrities, Disorders, Horrible Stuff
Tagged body image, eating disorders, plastic surgery actresses
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No News is Good News
I’ve been stubbornly following the Nicholas Kristof controversy, even though I don’t enjoy the helpless anger it provokes. If you’ve missed this somehow, he wrote an Opinion piece in the NYT, claiming that Palestinians in Israeli prisons are being raped … Continue reading
Just Kill Him
I’m following the sentencing phase for a murder that comes down to either a life sentence or the death penalty. Tanner Horner, a Fed Ex truck driver, has already confessed to killing Athena Strand, a seven year child he snatched … Continue reading
To Write or Not to Write
Friends have asked why I don’t write any more, and I always explain that my brain is mush. I attributed this to my internet addiction; hours and hours of scrolling through the day’s hot and cold takes on pop culture … Continue reading
Academy Awards 2026 Exegesis
I’m going to do my best here, but my sleep apnea has destroyed most of my brain, so please lower your expectations. Before I go on, does anyone believe these two are a real couple? Show your work. The Oscars … Continue reading
Posted in Celebrities, Fashion, News
Tagged Academy Awards, awards, awful clothes, hot guys, old bags
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The Lesbian Stick: A Special Christmas Story
~this is a reprint from 2006, and a true story.~ Tonight, when I told my older son that I’d found a good Baby Jesus to steal, he reminded me of the Lesbian Stick. A long time ago, in a galaxy … Continue reading
A Bed of Brainworms
If you’re not following the Olivia Nuzzi / RFK Jr. fiasco, you are missing out on a mother-lode of sleazy shenanigans that are more delightful by the hour. A festival of icky hook-ups and betrayals, it deserves its own chart … Continue reading
Posted in Celebrities, Horrible Stuff, revenge, Words
Tagged awful writing, politics, sex
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All Apologies
I was taken aback recently by an email announcing a new brand of “unapologetic knitwear.” It was not only unapologetic but also ridiculously expensive. Maybe it could at least apologize for the price. A few days later, I encountered more … Continue reading
It’s My Party and I’ll Say What I Want to
Except I won’t, because I don’t want to get swatted or killed. Of all the cunts in the world, I can’t call Charlie Kirk one! I can’t title a post Charlie Kirk: What a Fucking Cunt™! even though my What … Continue reading
Am I an Elephant?
The other day, I asked a male loved-one this question: Let’s say you believe you’re a woman. Now, let’s say you believe you’re an elephant. Is there a difference between these two beliefs? If so, is one more legitimate than … Continue reading