Category Archives: Rants

Dear Donald™

If you’re anything like me, your consciousness has been co-opted by Donald Trump, with all the attendant fear, dread and hatred associated with his rise to power. It’s hard to focus on other things.  It’s draining and exhausting. So maybe … Continue reading

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Hookers, Sluts, Sex-Workers, Feminists or First Ladies?

Okay, this is a complicated story and I’m pretty stoned. But stick with me. There’s a model/actress named Emily Something who is mostly known for her large breasts. I almost wrote “big tits” but stopped myself. Anyway, she was at … Continue reading

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Trump And Bannon: Killing Me Softly

I don’t know about you but this shit is killing me. Just since the inauguration, I have developed carpal tunnel syndrome and eczema. I’m grinding my teeth and I’m glued to Twitter. Each new egregious development sends me into a … Continue reading

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Kellyanne Conway, Still A Fucking Cunt!™

Dear Kellyanne, Could you please stop lying for just a moment, you fucking lying cunt? I know you’re good at it but you’ve already proved yourself a master, okay? What’s your deal? Are you Satan? Carl Bernstein called you Trump’s … Continue reading

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Frank Sinatra: What a Fucking Cunt!™

George Michael was my guilty secret at one time, a crush I was embarrassed to admit. But really, who could resist that beautiful voice and sensual face, the obscure sadness behind even his poppiest songs? Another horrible loss to 2016, … Continue reading

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Poor Little Barron, Autistic Or Otherwise

The maker of a YouTube video suggesting that Barron Trump is autistic has taken the video down and replaced it with a grovelling apology. The apology is in response to a threat from Melania Trump’s lawyer, who goes around intimidating … Continue reading

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Daddy’s Girl

As we attempt to brace ourselves for a Trump presidency, let’s address the matter of the favorite First Daughter, Ivanka Trump. It’s no secret that Donald finds his daughter attractive. He’ s already said he would date her if he … Continue reading

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Kellyanne Conway: What A Fucking Cunt!™

I know it’s her job as Donald Trump‘s campaign manager to defend her employer, but Kellyanne Conway‘s capacity and evident relish for lying is beyond anything I have experienced with my own eyes and ears. At first, the lying and … Continue reading

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Mike Pence: What A Fucking Cunt!™

Mike Pence makes me want to be a Black Panther. He is everything I hate about white Christian middle America. Smug, intolerant, superior, small-minded, sanctimonious and full of shit. God, what a cunt. He looks and acts like a 50’s … Continue reading

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Should A Fat Pig Be Fat-Shaming?

One thing we learned from the debate on Monday night is that Donald Trump has a thing about fat. I know his feud with Rosie O’Donnell involved taunts about her weight, but I didn’t realize that fat-shaming is a familiar … Continue reading

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