Category Archives: Disorders

The Wrongest Thing You Will Ever See

There are no words. Whoever Ronald Van Der Kemp is, he is out of his fucking mind. He wants $1,980 for these…..pants? Can you count the things wrong here? Net-a-Porter gives you some clues: Ronald Van Der Kemp’s pants take … Continue reading

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Just Admit It

The other day, I was devising a plan to get an acquaintance to admit that he will never drive to my house. I would put him on the spot by issuing an open invitation, saying, “Just pick any day that … Continue reading

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Do You See What I See?

When I first saw the picture above, I saw a guy about to jump. I still see that, but I’m aware that it’s just an ad for some new Nike’s. My brain is not good, or let’s say it’s not … Continue reading

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And The Winner Is…

It’s childish looking because I was pretty stoned and I decided to use what I had at hand: sharpies, nail polish, and some little holiday stickers that came with some junk mail. I think it’s pretty good! Here’s a close … Continue reading

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A Fetish We Can All Enjoy

Last night I discovered that I might be an unwitting member of the online Burqa Fetish Community. I had never been aware of this fetish, which seeks and celebrates “complete coverage.” I only knew that I like pictures of people … Continue reading

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Thanksgiving Epiphanies

First, let me assure you that this won’t be about stuff I’m thankful for. Although on Thanksgiving, I actually announced that I’m thankful for not being a dwarf. No offense to the dwarf community. Otherwise no, not thankful, I’m too … Continue reading

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Men And Estrogen

Did you know that the average man has more estrogen than a post-menopausal woman? This seems to have major implications. But before I contemplate them, let’s remember that as men age, their testosterone levels fall, just as estrogen levels fall … Continue reading

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Complaint Round-up, Take Two

Okay, so there’s skin cancer, big deal, removed and stitched up. If it were a serious life-threatening form of cancer, I would ignore it. But somehow, I’ve ended up making a million doctor appointments, as though I’m a car getting … Continue reading

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Poor Little Bear

I have been too sad lately. Too sad to stay awake and too sad to live. It comes and goes. When it doesn’t go, I get worried and even more despondent. It’s something to do with my genes and my … Continue reading

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The Lure Of Gucci

And the shame of Michael Kors. Continue reading

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