Tag Archives: sex

Kim and Pete: The Dream is Over

Posted on August 14, 2022 by Sister Wolf

I know I should have seen it coming but let’s call me a hopeless romantic, or just a dope. When Pete talked about wanting to be a father, I heard wedding bells (and calls to available surrogates.) But then…you know … Continue reading →

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Having a Wank

Posted on November 11, 2019 by Sister Wolf

Since I’m borrowing my title from Derek and Clive, I listened to this sketch for the 50 millionth time and still laughed. If you haven’t listened to this, don’t even talk to me EVER. All I intended to do was … Continue reading →

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Pronoun Problems, Solved

Posted on April 9, 2019 by Sister Wolf

If you’ve spend any time thinking about gender and pronouns, go and read what I wrote here, and get back to me with your thoughts, arguments, and insults! xo

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I, Monster

Posted on February 28, 2019 by Sister Wolf

A few days ago, I was at the mall, drinking coffee and talking to a young woman I will call Mary. Mary had started the conversation, which I was enjoying, because who else wants to talk to me? She was … Continue reading →

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Adulteress: Part One

Posted on September 9, 2018 by Sister Wolf

Years ago, when I was married to the wrong man, I fell madly in love with a guy who sold used books. He wasn’t my type, but he had a certain lanky, preppy appeal. We met when I wandered into … Continue reading →

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Asia Argento: A Story With Everything!

Posted on August 28, 2018 by Sister Wolf

Let’s pretend you live in another solar system and you don’t follow celebrity gossip. I’ll try to get you up to date. Asia Argento is an Italian actress with a penchant for the dark side. She’s covered in tattoos and … Continue reading →

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Could It Be Low T?

Posted on April 30, 2014 by Sister Wolf

If you live in the US and watch TV, you have been bombarded with commercials touting drugs for low testosterone. Never mind that doctors agree only a small proportion of men – about 0.5% – need testosterone therapy. The ads … Continue reading →

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Toy Fantasy Man

Posted on December 20, 2012 by Sister Wolf

Smile Makers are sex toys with a cutesy design and a “playful” concept: they are named after different male stereotypes, kind of like the Village People. I don’t know much about sex toys and that’s the way I like it. … Continue reading →

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The Horror of Sex

Posted on September 29, 2012 by Sister Wolf

I had another bad dream a few nights ago that was not only horrible but also embarrassing. I’m not sure whether one can be held responsible for dream content. I would never choose such an idiotic and reprehensible dream.  I couldn’ … Continue reading →

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Weiner Dog

Posted on June 9, 2011 by Sister Wolf

Anthony Weiner is a gift from god for people like me who are struggling with depression.   His predicament (no pun intended) is so bizarre and tawdry, and yet  Shakespearean. If character is destiny, Weiner is screwed, or as he would put … Continue reading →

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